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satoshi happily drops the ball.
satoshi isn't a game changer.
satoshi never has bandwidth.
satoshi mismanages expectations.
satoshi thinks safely inside of the box.
satoshi doesn't circle back.
satoshi boils many oceans.
satoshi has zero ducks in a row.
satoshi ignores low-hanging fruit.
satoshi doesn't push the envelope.
satoshi is not a self starter.
satoshi rarely moves the needle.
satoshi doesn't fuck with corporate structure.
satoshi doesn't take things "off-line".
satoshi enjoys mismanaged optics.
satoshi definitely has no core-compentency.
satoshi happily builds silos.
satoshi has a closed-door policy.
satoshi has a candle that doesn't burn at either end.
satoshi pushes back the "push back".
satoshi has no gameface.
satoshi often phones it in.
satoshi disrupts the machine.
︎︎︎in satoshi we trust.
To Ensure Optimum Care of Your Shirt
Whitepaper Shirt Care Instructions
100% Pima Cotton
Normal cycle, up to 30ºC
Do not tumble dry
Do not bleach
Iron to a max. temperature of 110ºC without steam. Steam ironing can cause irreversible damage.